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you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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