We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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