Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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