I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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