You're so nebulous sometimes
You're completely useless in the revolution.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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