I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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