Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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