JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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