I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Randomize