i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Terrible idea I love it
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
