im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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