I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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