i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
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He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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