i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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