Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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