You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
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He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
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