She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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