I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Randomize
