Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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