turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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