Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
My vagina just clenched in fear
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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