He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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