Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
My feet surprised me
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