I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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