It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
they're like a gay fantastic four
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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