Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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