um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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