BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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