Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
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Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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