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(405): View more from Oklahoma

I am spending my child support on dildos

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(954): View more from Florida

i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.

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(208): View more from Idaho

Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"

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(727): View more from Florida

did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?

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(630): View more from Illinois

I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen

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(503): View more from Oregon

we're so committed to being not committed

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