Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head