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(616): View more from Michigan

I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.

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(616): I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does. http://tfl.nu/4jqf

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(502): View more from Kentucky

im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.

(773): View more from Illinois

Stop texting me, I'm right here.

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(502): im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards. (773): Stop texting me, I'm right here. http://tfl.nu/1yrs

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(206): View more from Washington

I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.

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(206): I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed. http://tfl.nu/hhhb

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(805): View more from California

You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way

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(805): You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way http://tfl.nu/xnwc

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(619): View more from California

Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.

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(619): Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me. http://tfl.nu/2xwv

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(847): View more from Illinois

All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.

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that bad?

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u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.

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(847): All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die. (773): that bad? (847): u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a. http://tfl.nu/aht0

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.

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(832): I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship. http://tfl.nu/02yh

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(217): View more from Illinois

this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members

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(217): this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members http://tfl.nu/t6b5

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(757): View more from Virginia

There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon

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(757): There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon http://tfl.nu/7pni

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(216): View more from Ohio

I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.

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(216): I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick. http://tfl.nu/pduu

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(519): View more from Ontario

I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.

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(519): I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time. http://tfl.nu/5ti8

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(802): View more from Vermont

Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.

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(802): Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful. http://tfl.nu/lc1g

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(239): View more from Florida

I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.

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(239): I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night. http://tfl.nu/o908

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(316): View more from Kansas

Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.

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(316): Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in. http://tfl.nu/p4v5

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(740): View more from Ohio

Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.

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(740): Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there. http://tfl.nu/xst3

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