my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"