Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
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I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
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Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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