I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Randomize
