did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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