so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
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Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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