butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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