wakey wakey hands off snakey
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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