My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
im holly from the hills drunk
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hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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