question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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