pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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