Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I'm really busy with my period
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