I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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