This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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