I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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