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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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