Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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