For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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