I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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