No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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