That's intense
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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