Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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