I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
I wish i was in the wii world.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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