she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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