So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
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Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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