we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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