8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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