The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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