Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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