i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
My underwear smells like fireworks.
handjob tips. give me some.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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